hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

alright, here i am with my 2nd posting in 10 minutes. with all of this pressure on me to use this space to express all of my smart ass comments, i seem to have nothing at the moment. i doubt that anyone is going to read this pathetic posting i call a journal, so i dont think that i have to hold back about writing what comes to mind. if anything. i think i need to have a subject of the day. perhaps i should warn everyone, if anyone, reading this, that some of this material in the journal may be viewed as offensive. i will repeatedly crack jokes about neck creases, fat rolls, cellulite and double chins. if you feel that you have a weight problem and this material would offend you, simply exit out of this screen and calm yourself with a twinkie. i have the tendency to be a, ahem, bitch at times, and you will find that i have a severe case of tourettes. once again, if you are offended by this vulgar type of material, exit out of this screen and retreat to your nearest church toting your bible...(probably the one you took from the classiest motel 6...you do realize that you are going to hell for that, right?). if someone, by chance, does read this and diasagrees with anything that i have said, go ahead and send your disagreements to my e mail adress at: dawl022@aol.com or leave me a message on my aol instant messenger name, dawl022 or firecracker2022. but, just know that in retaliation for your comments, i will sacrafice your first born to a herd of rabid mountain goats. with all of this being said, i think i am running out of sarcastic asshole comments for the night. everyone please feel free to visit my blog as frequently as possible...i keep saying "everyone" like people are actually going to see this. just remember: its only proper table manners to have a beefcake dancer stripping during dinner. entertain your friends, give your father a heart attack! wow, only if i were president, america would kick some shit...i should start campaigning. vote for me! and you thought the clinton/lewinsky scandal was big...