Tuesday, July 19, 2005
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Actor Colin Farrell is suing a woman for allegedly trying to distribute and profit from a sex tape he says the two recorded with the agreement it would never be made public.
The lawsuit filed Monday seeks monetary damages as well as a temporary restraining order and injunction prohibiting the sale or other use of the videotape.
Farrell, 29, accuses Nicole Narain of trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary. The two had an intimate relationship 2 1/2 years ago and both agreed that the 15-minute tape that shows the couple having sex would be jointly owned by them and would remain private, according to the suit.
Narain could not be reached for comment. A call to a phone number listed for her showed the number had been disconnected.
A message left for Farrell's attorney was not immediately returned Monday.
The lawsuit also accused the 31-year-old woman of working with the owner of an Internet pornography business and contacting the news media about the tape.
The lawsuit said the release of the videotape would irreparably harm Farrell's reputation and career.
Farrell, who has starred in "S.W.A.T" and "Alexander," and is slated to appear in "The New World" and "Miami Vice," has been named one of the sexiest men alive by People magazine.
He has a son with model Kim Bordenave.
ah, so many things come to mind when reading this.
first, sex tapes are made to go public. celebrities obviously gain money and fame and lose their common sense. a verbal agreement to not release a sex tape=release of sex tape for a profit and revenge.
second, a 15 minute tape? a hot, young irish boy=15 minutes in the sack? hope has been lost everywhere if colin farrell can only last 15 minutes. ever heard of foreplay, you one-pump chump?
third, this tape will not "harm" his rep. we all know what happened to paris, she's everywhere...even selling burgers on tv commercials.
bottom line...sex tapes=burger endorsements.
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The lawsuit filed Monday seeks monetary damages as well as a temporary restraining order and injunction prohibiting the sale or other use of the videotape.
Farrell, 29, accuses Nicole Narain of trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary. The two had an intimate relationship 2 1/2 years ago and both agreed that the 15-minute tape that shows the couple having sex would be jointly owned by them and would remain private, according to the suit.
Narain could not be reached for comment. A call to a phone number listed for her showed the number had been disconnected.
A message left for Farrell's attorney was not immediately returned Monday.
The lawsuit also accused the 31-year-old woman of working with the owner of an Internet pornography business and contacting the news media about the tape.
The lawsuit said the release of the videotape would irreparably harm Farrell's reputation and career.
Farrell, who has starred in "S.W.A.T" and "Alexander," and is slated to appear in "The New World" and "Miami Vice," has been named one of the sexiest men alive by People magazine.
He has a son with model Kim Bordenave.
ah, so many things come to mind when reading this.
first, sex tapes are made to go public. celebrities obviously gain money and fame and lose their common sense. a verbal agreement to not release a sex tape=release of sex tape for a profit and revenge.
second, a 15 minute tape? a hot, young irish boy=15 minutes in the sack? hope has been lost everywhere if colin farrell can only last 15 minutes. ever heard of foreplay, you one-pump chump?
third, this tape will not "harm" his rep. we all know what happened to paris, she's everywhere...even selling burgers on tv commercials.
bottom line...sex tapes=burger endorsements.
Monday, July 18, 2005
i know that my site can prove to be insensitive, rude and useless to some, but this post is here to prove that i can be informative and use this time to teach readers valuable facts...that they will never probably use again. thanks to hookedonfacts.com, i have some random facts that are worth sharing. my comments are in red...(just so there is no confusion.)
*one out of 700 identity thefts are caught every year...the others must have some really good false identities.
*there are 3 golf balls on the moon...this is by far, happy gilmore's greatest victory.
*a toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans...thus proving that we are too dumb to realize that toothpicks are not to be eaten...but i guarantee that porn stars have choked on worse.
*there are 10 cities in the U.S. named Hollywood....and i believe that all are filled with talentless idiots.
*45.2% of people pee in the shower...i got nothing, it must be the convenience.
*there are more bacteria in people's mouths than there are people in the world...does this classify making out as lethal?
*the U.S. military's dried food rations can be re-hydrated with urine...but, i bet they don't taste the same.
*a species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length...imagine the delicious bass you could catch with that.
*flamingoes pee on their legs to cool themselves off...funny, some people do this when they are incredibly drunk.
*iguanas have 2 penises...and they say that the lion is the king of the jungle...ha!
*Formicophilia is the name of a fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals...what dumbshit actually sits back and thinks of a name for something like this? i call it "fucking gross."
*a sneeze can travel up to 100MPH...imagine the snot rockets.
*the U.S. government spent $277K on pickle research in 1993...call me crazy, but i would have rather spent that on cancer research, but i guess that's just me.
*the largest diamond ever found was 3,106 carats...and it is now located on J.Lo's finger.
*the world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old, and lived in China in 1910...i guess "get her before the hair does" takes on a whole new meaning.
*Sheep can recognize other sheep from pictures...who actually studies this? get a real fucking job.
okay...time for recess.
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*one out of 700 identity thefts are caught every year...the others must have some really good false identities.
*there are 3 golf balls on the moon...this is by far, happy gilmore's greatest victory.
*a toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans...thus proving that we are too dumb to realize that toothpicks are not to be eaten...but i guarantee that porn stars have choked on worse.
*there are 10 cities in the U.S. named Hollywood....and i believe that all are filled with talentless idiots.
*45.2% of people pee in the shower...i got nothing, it must be the convenience.
*there are more bacteria in people's mouths than there are people in the world...does this classify making out as lethal?
*the U.S. military's dried food rations can be re-hydrated with urine...but, i bet they don't taste the same.
*a species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length...imagine the delicious bass you could catch with that.
*flamingoes pee on their legs to cool themselves off...funny, some people do this when they are incredibly drunk.
*iguanas have 2 penises...and they say that the lion is the king of the jungle...ha!
*Formicophilia is the name of a fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals...what dumbshit actually sits back and thinks of a name for something like this? i call it "fucking gross."
*a sneeze can travel up to 100MPH...imagine the snot rockets.
*the U.S. government spent $277K on pickle research in 1993...call me crazy, but i would have rather spent that on cancer research, but i guess that's just me.
*the largest diamond ever found was 3,106 carats...and it is now located on J.Lo's finger.
*the world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old, and lived in China in 1910...i guess "get her before the hair does" takes on a whole new meaning.
*Sheep can recognize other sheep from pictures...who actually studies this? get a real fucking job.
okay...time for recess.
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
i think it's funny when girls blow things totally out of proportion. we also add so much uneccesary drama that it makes me ashamed to own a vagina. when things don't go our way, we need to just sit back and think, w.w.p.d.? (what would penis do?). i am not going to sit here and worship men for their lack of sensitivity and common sense, but i will reward them for their no-drama tactics. although men, those species that tend to think with the smaller head, have a lot of brushing up to do when it comes to things such as pulling their heads out of their asses, i think girls should learn a few things from them....yes, i did say that. when girls get into catfights, they could last days, if not weeks, and the silent treatment is not something that i like to participate in. i think it would be easier if girls took their opponent out in the parking lot and settled it like boys. then, the next morning they could do a simple high five, and call it a day. or, instead of girls getting all pissy when someone rejects them, they should just shrug it off and move onto the next thing that has two legs and walks upright. guys do it all the time, and they don't have low self esteem and lock themselves in the bathroom and cry about it. they grab another beer to boost their confidence and try the next white-trash pick line that they think will actually work. so, take my advice, pretend to have a penis for a day and wash your logic and common sense away.
