hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

are things really necessary? like how celebrities spend so much money on the dumbest shit. for example, celebs carry their dogs in gucci bags. okay people, dogs lick their own asses, and we are toting them around in six thousand dollar bags. louis vuitton nows turns into louis crapped-on. i know that if a four legged little shit took a crap in my expensive bag, i would snap that little fuckers neck for being inconsiderate. and celebrities pay big money for top of the line pets. if i was paying 20 grand for a dog, he better recite poetry and bong beers like a champ. and he should know better than to take a dump on the lawn or piss in an expensive bag. why can't celebrities adopt animals from an animal shelter? those are the animals that really need homes. or how about when j.lo and ben affleck went to a restaraunt and wanted a milkshake? well, this place didn't offer milkshakes and ben offered somone $200 to make one for miss jenny from the block. okay, my milkshake may not be better than hers, but at least i never dated ben affleck. someone should give these celebs a reality check. with all of the money they have, they could be feeding a small third world country, but instead they would rather splurge on buying an automatic ass wiper or prostitutes...yeah, celebs buy those too. this is probably thier best investment, though. they get a night of no-strings-attached pleasure, while the hookers make enough money to treat their herpes. lets hear it for a win-win situation! that heidi fleiss was brilliant.