hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

so, i just lost a whole six dollars at the casino tonight. some of you may laugh, but i am on the verge of tears. it makes me upset to think that a good six dollars of my money has been wasted. i could have spent that six bucks on a car wash, a couple of 40's, or maybe even the most expensive item at taco bell. it also makes me sad to know that the person who will win that money from the machine that i was on will be a woman at least 80, with four cigarettes hanging out of her mouth, with hooker red lipstick on. she also will have earlier dined at the casino buffet and have food stashed in her purse (which isn't a completely bad idea). once she hears the annoying "ding" sounds coming from the machine to signal her that she won, she will collapse of a heart attack, which actually benefits her because she probably would have gotten cancer anyway. well, the point that i am trying to make is that my 6 dollars paid for some old lady's heart attack. do i go to hell for this? well, technically, i AM in hell. yahtzee!