hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

so, it's 4 in the morning and i just witnessed a guy peeing in a window. who does that? see, earlier today i noticed that this guy's bedroom window had the screen popped out of it, and he has a lower-level bedroom. i had mentioned that it would be really easy to climb in his room because his window was wide open. now, that it's 4 a.m., and i having my second wind from passing out drunk earlier, i was woke up by the godly sound of someone tinkling nearby. so, i looked out the window to see a drunk guy whizzing away at the same open window that i had noticed earlier today. now, that guy has probably shut his window, but persay he didn't...he is going to wake up to one warm, sweet suprise. let me tell you guys why this is cool. first, peeing anywhere is a semi public/public place rocks. some call it indecent exposure, i call it "i had to pee really bad, now quit staring at me." i, personally, have peed in a bar parking lot while gripping myself between 2 cars. why was i peeing inthe parking lot to begin with, you ask? well, i was too lit to actually get into the bar...bastards. the second reason why this rocks is because it's so damn funny to witness. whenever i see someone peeing in public, i can't help but stare. i giggle like a school girl and point my finger. thirdly, peeing is a relaxing process, and sharing that relaxing feeling with others is the least selfish thing you can do. now, i am going to tell you why this sucks...i just realized that my bedroom is on the bottom floor and some drunken ass could be urinating in my window. this is a classic example that things are only funny until they happen to you...i better go and grab a baseball bat.