hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

so, you think that you have friends because you are in a frat/sorority? well, lemme tell you something, if it weren't for your parent's money paying for the greek fees, you wouldn't have any friends. thats right, your parents are paying for you to have friends. they do this because they figured you wouldn't have any otherwise. this is one of many reasons why i would never go greek. i don't need a big house and ditzy girls telling me that we are "sisters" just because we wear the same letters. i guarantee that i would not have anything in common with any of those girls. i like to set things on fire, drink beer and cuss like a drunken fucking sailor. those girls like to spread their legs for the frat jerk-offs, drink their "malt beverages" and wear pink. you have go to be kidding me. they are the girls that wear sunglasses on top of their head instead of on their face, just to sport them as "accesories", and they miss class because their pedicure ran late. i am not kidding, i overheard a delta zeta say that. these are the girls that claim they are "sisters" but wouldn't hesitate to stab one another in the back for a frat boy. oh, the frat boys. they are not god's gift just because they wear greek letters and live in a shitty, beer drenched shack. they think that they are the shit because they survived initiation and can consider themselves "frat boys". they also think they are sitting on top of the world when they can't get it up because they are so sloshed...this will eventually lead to liver failure and erectile dysfunction...and excessive jerking off. well, how cool do they feel when some of their initiation tactics are revealed? how cool does a guy look when he says that for his initiation stunt he had to stick it to a dog. fuckin' right you heard me. it's been said that initiation for a certain frat, guys have to give poor little Spot a night of pure pleasure. try using that as a pick up line, ass. "hey, i am a so and so frat boy and i fucked the shit out of a dog." i know that if that was said to me, i would slap him in the face for animal cruelty and make sure i never see him near any of my pets. an overall summary kids, frats/sororities are crap. your parents feel sorry for you, so they buy you some alcoholic dumb ass friends....hell, those people aren't even guaranteed to like you. you make a fool of yourself to get into the organization, and some of those moments will haunt you for life. what if you were that guy who put it to the dog and actually enjoyed it? and if you join a sorority, you have given yourself a life sentencing to watching general hospital. congratulations! you made it through hell week only to live the rest of your pathetic life as a sap with expensive friends.