hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

topic of the day: yelling obscenities at women and trying to pass them off as compliments. now, i know that all females have had this happen. take for example, this situation: a gal is walking by a crowd of guys, and in their horny, hormone diven stupor, all they can seem to yell at the gal walking by is, "shit," "damn," or a 2 syllable phrase, "god damn." now, guys, honestly, do you really think that this is going to get you laid, or a dinner date with the female that just walked by? yelling obscenities at gals walking by cannot be substituted for a compliment. in no way, shape, or form can a "holy shit" be turned into a, "you look lovely today and i was wondering if you had any dinner plans." i know that guys can only think with one head at a time, and most of that time they are thinking with the one that is concealed in their underoos. seeing that the body can only supply enough blood and oxygen to one of these body parts at a time, this causes the lack of human conversation between 2 people (a guy and a gal), and causes him to sputter out stupid shit. guys have not evolved much from that of an eggplant, so nothing genious can be expected of them. my advice is, the next time some red neck toothless asshole opens his mouth and tries to pick up a girl, she should turn around and beat the hell out of him with the crowbar that she should be toting in her purse (because everyone knows that women keep the most pointless things in their purses). that should teach him to use proper english and a better pick up line next time...and also to run away if he sees that a woman is carrying a curiously large purse.
ending piece of mind for the day: if uncooked macaroni happens to fall down your shirt and land perfectly on your nipple, you may be mistaken that you pierced it in a drunken rage. (there is a long story connected to this, but this is pretty much the pointless bottom line.)