hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

you know the world is coming to an end when you see ben affleck on the cover of rolling stone. now, i know that this issue has been out for a while, but i do not have a subscription to the magazine, and i just caught a glimpse of the cover. what is with the editors at rolling stone? cool people used to be on the cover. i thought that this magazine was about "popular culture"...so what the hell is ben affleck doing on the cover? he isn't cool anymore. i think after armageddon he should have stopped making movies...and the only reason this one didn't suck was because good old bruce willis was in it. other people to grace the cover of rolling stone that should be condemned to a lifetime of tiger beat magazine are: the olson twins, clay aiken, and the spice girls. now, i know that these people are all famous, but i do not think that they should be on the cover of rolling stone. first, the olson twins are attractive, rich, and smart, yes. but when you remember watching them on full house, then you are too damn old to hit it. face it, they have too much money to actually hang out and have a threesome with you...get over it. they aren't even 18 yet, so you would definitely go to jail. the next best thing in jail to the olson twins are the molson twins...and no, these are not hot girls in bikini's representing molson canadian...these are 2 fat bald burly guys rubbed down in grease who like to think their best friends are the coors light twins. alright, clay aiken...does anyone else realize that he DIDN'T win american idol? ruben could eat him for a late night snack, and he is prancing around here like everyone actually likes him. is it just me or does he look like the mad tv character? and does anyone else think it's creepy that his song "invisible" has a lyric: "if i was invisible, i could just watch you in your room." but how would i know this? i don't listen to that shit...but if he thought that he was invisible and wanted to watch me in my room, i would pimp slap that little leather pant wearing bitch. and ahh, the spice girls. i once thought that they had the coolest cd ever...and now all they have are stretch marks from all of the children that they've had. well, to conclude this useless column, rolling stone should start putting cool people on their cover. or, at least people that have more than $3 in their bank account. after gigli, you know ben is broke, clay is a perv, which is validated with his "invisible" song, and the spice girls are now non-existent. (i know the olsons are worth more than i will ever be, so i won't mention anything.) who's gonna be next on the cover of rolling stone? backstreet boys? gary coleman? or how about donald trump...he is such a cutie...and so is that little dog that he wears on his head that tries to pass it off as a hair piece.