Monday, May 24, 2004
due to a special topic request, i am going to voice my opinion about getting married at the age of 20. well, my first thought is, NO NO NO. 20 is way too young to settle down with one person for the rest of your life. there are so many people out there that you haven't seen naked yet, and you might as well do that before committing to see one person naked for the rest of your life. but, lets be realistic here, aside from the nakedness, there are other aspects that need to be taken into consideration. (i know, what could possibly be more important than nakedness?) you have to think about insurance, careers, genetics...yes, i said genetics. you need to look at your "supposed" in laws to see what your "spouse" has to look forward to. an inevitable beer gut? extreme balding? tooth loss? and that's just the women in some cases. at the age of 20, people need to be going out at night, traveling, and making out with as many guys/girls (or both) as possible. but on the lighter side of the subject, if you get married at 20 and think it's not for you, it's not like 52% of our country's marriages don't end up in divorce, anyway. no matter what my opinion is, people are always going to make a decision for themselves. so instead of ranting that getting married at 20 is a no no, i will just finish up with some things to keep in mind if you decide that you want to go through with the hell-ish procedure.
1. before getting married, don't look at how glorious the wedding will be. instead, look at how ugly the divorce process will be. that's the more likely ending.
2. do not have children. get a dog or 2 instead.
3. make sure you or your spouse-to-be's insurance covers everything. especially for when you get into a domestic dispute and beat the hell out of eachother.
4. make sure that your spouse-to-be has nice things. when you get divorced, you can get half.
5. don't wait until you are married to lose your virginity. if you don't like the way your spouse looks naked, then that was one expensive mistake.
well, there are only a couple of men that i would suggest marrying at the age of 20. if you can get your hands on them, they would be:
1. hugh hefner...he is more than likely going to kick the bucket soon.
2. that guy that anna nicole married...oh wait, he already died.
well, marriage at 20, or even 25 is very young. i still like to play with barbies, and i don't think that i would be able to explain to my spouse why we need to take weekly trips to toys-r-us, (they have a HUGE barbie kingdom there!) getting married takes all of the fun out of getting trashed and waking up next to someone whom you don't even know their name, but you know them by what they were drinking the night before. instead, you continually wake up next to your husband/wife...bummer.
1. before getting married, don't look at how glorious the wedding will be. instead, look at how ugly the divorce process will be. that's the more likely ending.
2. do not have children. get a dog or 2 instead.
3. make sure you or your spouse-to-be's insurance covers everything. especially for when you get into a domestic dispute and beat the hell out of eachother.
4. make sure that your spouse-to-be has nice things. when you get divorced, you can get half.
5. don't wait until you are married to lose your virginity. if you don't like the way your spouse looks naked, then that was one expensive mistake.
well, there are only a couple of men that i would suggest marrying at the age of 20. if you can get your hands on them, they would be:
1. hugh hefner...he is more than likely going to kick the bucket soon.
2. that guy that anna nicole married...oh wait, he already died.
well, marriage at 20, or even 25 is very young. i still like to play with barbies, and i don't think that i would be able to explain to my spouse why we need to take weekly trips to toys-r-us, (they have a HUGE barbie kingdom there!) getting married takes all of the fun out of getting trashed and waking up next to someone whom you don't even know their name, but you know them by what they were drinking the night before. instead, you continually wake up next to your husband/wife...bummer.
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