Sunday, May 23, 2004
dumbest movie ever...house of the dead. hands down, the gayest thing i have seen in a long time. (well, since i saw this guys wang in 10th grade. i won't reveal his name just to avoid his humiliation. okay, his name started with an "m" and ended with "ike b------". i haven't heard about that kid in a long time, so i think it's safe to say that his prize possesion is definitely a work of art...a minimal, small, microscopic work of art.) anyway, this movie is a poor combination of michael jackson's "thriller" video and a video game. i would caution you not to watch it if you are epileptic or you get motion sickness easily. this movie is terrible because:
1. no one wears bras. i thought that went out in the 70's.
2. i didn't know that zombies could swim.
3. people were shooting the zombies and killing them. but, how do you kill something that's already dead?
4. this asian chick is wearing a gladiator red, white and blue jumpsuit. terrible.
5. a bunch of kids go to an island called "island of the dead" for a rave. would you go to an island of that name for a fucking rave? might as well go to leather face's place for a haunted house.
whoever wrote this script should be condemned to watching this movie, and only this movie, for the rest of their life. poor bastard.
1. no one wears bras. i thought that went out in the 70's.
2. i didn't know that zombies could swim.
3. people were shooting the zombies and killing them. but, how do you kill something that's already dead?
4. this asian chick is wearing a gladiator red, white and blue jumpsuit. terrible.
5. a bunch of kids go to an island called "island of the dead" for a rave. would you go to an island of that name for a fucking rave? might as well go to leather face's place for a haunted house.
whoever wrote this script should be condemned to watching this movie, and only this movie, for the rest of their life. poor bastard.
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