hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

so, i am going to talk about one of my guilty pleasures....watching The Swan. yes, i know reality t.v. has wore itself out, but i just can't peel myself away from it. i think that The Swan is a great television show. it allows women to cry about how unhappy they are with themselves and blame everyone else for their insecurities. i think that plasic surgery for these women is a great idea. if being jabbed by a needle to suck out all of those cheeseburgers, and being cut and sculpted by a swiss army knife makes them feel better about themselves, then let them do it. and if they aren't happy with the way that they look, they can cram a twinkie down their throat and quickly calm themselves. so, if you aren't happy with your appearance and you think that you are ass ugly, apply to be on a reality makeover show...its not like there won't be anymore airing on t.v. anytime soon. god bless plastic surgeons...they transform people from hit to hot.