hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

what's going on when i see couples walking down the sidewalk, and the girl is so much bigger than the guy? it's fairly odd to see, but i just kind of wonder. i know that girls like larger guys for the protection aspect, but what is a large woman going to do for a small guy? eat an intruder? she would totally dominate him anyway, either in bed, at a restaraunt, or wherever. and what is supposed to happen when the bride is supposed to be carried over the threshold on her wedding day? the groom will either have to tote her behind in a wagon, or push her in on a dolly. how embarassing. my advice: date fat girls until you visit the gym and bulk up so you can defend yourself, and then break up with her because she smells like sausage or something. then, go lookin' for somebody else. i know that i sound so mean, but larger people can be nice....but it isn't so nice when they have leftovers spoiling in her neck crease. ewww.