hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

well, much to my surprise, or not, jennifer lopez was married once again on saturday. i may be the last person in the world to find out, but i think it's crazy that she had broke off her wedding plans not 6 months before her marraige to marc anthony. and not to mention that marc anthony was divorced from his wife for less than a week. does this strike anyone else as not normal? this just goes to further prove my point that marraige these days is a joke, and as kitty foreman has said on that 70's show, "you people change partners more than square dancers." everyone knew it was coming, too. it's not every day that a man gives you a multi-million dollar ring just for shits and giggles. you you know marc anthony was gonna nail her. all of the celebrities are happy for her and saying that this may be her soulmate. did they forget that she supposedy had 2 other "soulmates" before this that she married? well, j.lo is just going to call off this marraige like all of the others, and find another hollywood loser to date. my bet is that she is going to start seeing that guy who played the sherminator in the american pie flicks. he seems loser enough right up there with ben affleck. oh...and what day is it? well, it's 6 more days until you petofiles can get your grubby, jerk-off infested hands legally on the olson twins. maybe until then, you can watch all of the seasons of full house, and remind yourself of how gross you are. or, you can go and see their new movie and feel like less of a perv. but i doubt it.