hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

don't try to put off the inevitable. when something is going to happen, and you know it, you might as well sit back and take it. like if you date a stripper, it's inevitable that you are going to get crabs. or like if you buy a white bathing suit, it's inevitable that when you get it wet it will become transparent. so, when something is going to happen, you can either kick and scream until it's over with, take it down with a spoon full of sugar, or just go ahead and wear saran wrap to the beach to just make it clear that you enjoy see-through bathing suits.