hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

what does "original flavor" actually mean? i am staring at a box of wheat thins that are "original flavor." in america, this usually means plain, but when we step outside of our boundaries, this could mean something totally different. in japan, "original flavor" could be dog. or wherever they eat dogs, that could be the code name for original. at a sleaze bag chinese buffet, "original flavor" chicken could be cat. because we all know that some of the stuff produced by sleazy chinese buffets could very well be the house cat that you've been missing for weeks. or, in a cannibalistic neighborhood, "original flavor" could be that of children's fingers, or kneecaps. some things really make me think. and with this completely ridiculous un-entertaining post, i will send along a promise that i will talk about something worth while soon.