Monday, September 27, 2004
so, this happened about a week or two ago, but i haven't been able to write about it because my internet sucks. some kid tried killing himself at central. this may seem like it's going to be a sad and un-entertaining post, but just wait. i know i shouldn't make fun of people, but when a guy has an unbearable craving for his forehead, then it gets amusing. that's right, he tried killing himself by stabbing his own head with a fork. repeatedly. this kid was sitting in the dining commons when he decided to go all hannibal lechter. there are a few things that are going to come out of this event:
1. a killer headache
2. the result to plastic silverware in the cafeteria.
3. that guy never having friends, because they will all live in fear that he will mistake their heads for a Thanksgiving feast.
on a lighter note, i did part-take in some of the drunken festivities at CMU. on saturday it seemed like a great idea to jell-o wrestle. there's a first time for everything, so why the hell not. my feet are stained pink, but it is just a good reminder that my saturday night kicked ass.
1. a killer headache
2. the result to plastic silverware in the cafeteria.
3. that guy never having friends, because they will all live in fear that he will mistake their heads for a Thanksgiving feast.
on a lighter note, i did part-take in some of the drunken festivities at CMU. on saturday it seemed like a great idea to jell-o wrestle. there's a first time for everything, so why the hell not. my feet are stained pink, but it is just a good reminder that my saturday night kicked ass.
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