Sunday, January 02, 2005
happy fuckin' new year. here's my resolutions:
1. to only drink once a week...i know, i know, it seems far fetched, but it needs to be accomplished...drinking 4 or 5 times a week is bad...yet oh so good.
2. go to the gym more often. this one is way over used and not nearly half of the people that say this actually stick to it...but with all of that drinking, my ass needs to go to the gym.
3. seek revenge on everyone that will piss me off this year. my new years already started off with a couple of people on my shit list. who goes to their friend's house for new years, starts a fight, and then calls the party host a bitch and a slut and all of the other naughty words he could think of? not cool, man. oh, and did i forget to mention that every girl at this party got punched either in the face or on the head? give me a fucking break. take your macho man attitude back to the ghetto where you got it from...and who bites someones finger in a fight? either the attacker was really hungry and just confused it with a cocktail weenie, or he wanted to throw a spin on the whole holyfield situation by biting a finger. my advice: eat before you come, and don't watch mike tyson box...he may give you some bad ideas.
happy new year '05...may it be filled with beer, bitches, and many more bar fights to come.
1. to only drink once a week...i know, i know, it seems far fetched, but it needs to be accomplished...drinking 4 or 5 times a week is bad...yet oh so good.
2. go to the gym more often. this one is way over used and not nearly half of the people that say this actually stick to it...but with all of that drinking, my ass needs to go to the gym.
3. seek revenge on everyone that will piss me off this year. my new years already started off with a couple of people on my shit list. who goes to their friend's house for new years, starts a fight, and then calls the party host a bitch and a slut and all of the other naughty words he could think of? not cool, man. oh, and did i forget to mention that every girl at this party got punched either in the face or on the head? give me a fucking break. take your macho man attitude back to the ghetto where you got it from...and who bites someones finger in a fight? either the attacker was really hungry and just confused it with a cocktail weenie, or he wanted to throw a spin on the whole holyfield situation by biting a finger. my advice: eat before you come, and don't watch mike tyson box...he may give you some bad ideas.
happy new year '05...may it be filled with beer, bitches, and many more bar fights to come.
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