Wednesday, March 16, 2005
useless products. so many are made every year by young, hopeful asian children that wish to be promoted to making 3 cents a day rather than a quarter of a penny. but, sadly, so many of these products are a waste of money and infomercial space. some of these products include:
~the "seeing" vacuum. what a rip. that's what Lola the maid is for...she has eye balls and she knows how to use a vacuum. the only difference, Lola can salsa and she knows that the cat is not a vacuum-able object.
~just about any contraption for working out:
~the ab-roller. okay, fatass...do some real sit-ups. just because the ab-roller has a wheel, doesn't mean that you have to go back to the caveman era and be amazed.
~the thigh master. suzanne sommers selling any product just doesn't work for me.
~the gazelle....or whatever it is. try running...it's the same motion and you don't have to pay $19.99 a month for it.
~the pot that cooks and drains pasta. this is for those challenged people who can't successfully transfer pasta from boiling water into a huge strainer. dipshits.
~the gopher. sure, it helps people reach things that are in difficult to reach places, but if a sock falls behind the dryer, do you really care to get it? and if you just can't part with the sock, just un-wind a clothes hanger and it does the same thing...oh, and it's so much cheaper.
~a hair dryer stand. okay, now if you can't do a simple task such as drying your own hair, then you should probably hire someone to bathe and feed you, too. god, there's no hope for you...at all.
~the "seeing" vacuum. what a rip. that's what Lola the maid is for...she has eye balls and she knows how to use a vacuum. the only difference, Lola can salsa and she knows that the cat is not a vacuum-able object.
~just about any contraption for working out:
~the ab-roller. okay, fatass...do some real sit-ups. just because the ab-roller has a wheel, doesn't mean that you have to go back to the caveman era and be amazed.
~the thigh master. suzanne sommers selling any product just doesn't work for me.
~the gazelle....or whatever it is. try running...it's the same motion and you don't have to pay $19.99 a month for it.
~the pot that cooks and drains pasta. this is for those challenged people who can't successfully transfer pasta from boiling water into a huge strainer. dipshits.
~the gopher. sure, it helps people reach things that are in difficult to reach places, but if a sock falls behind the dryer, do you really care to get it? and if you just can't part with the sock, just un-wind a clothes hanger and it does the same thing...oh, and it's so much cheaper.
~a hair dryer stand. okay, now if you can't do a simple task such as drying your own hair, then you should probably hire someone to bathe and feed you, too. god, there's no hope for you...at all.
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