Tuesday, May 17, 2005
renee's favorite non-famous quotes:
"why don't they make budweiser light?'
~erin...i knew you were blonde for a reason.
"i just wanted to take my muffin out of my purse."
~jennifer...this should have a sexual inside joke to it...but simply, she just had a huge muffin in her damn purse.
"you don't take state by being a chump."
~dad...you are such a bad ass.
"girls don't have sperm, we have pimp juice."
~me...sometimes, i think i am brilliant.
"no, seriously guys, i'm not that drunk."
~walters...this is coming from the guy who just drank a fifth of popov blue label.
"if you were a guy, renee, you would be hung like an asian man."
~jennifer, yet again...and in retaliation, if you were a man, i hope you would be hung like a toddler...and un-circumcized.
"why don't they make budweiser light?'
~erin...i knew you were blonde for a reason.
"i just wanted to take my muffin out of my purse."
~jennifer...this should have a sexual inside joke to it...but simply, she just had a huge muffin in her damn purse.
"you don't take state by being a chump."
~dad...you are such a bad ass.
"girls don't have sperm, we have pimp juice."
~me...sometimes, i think i am brilliant.
"no, seriously guys, i'm not that drunk."
~walters...this is coming from the guy who just drank a fifth of popov blue label.
"if you were a guy, renee, you would be hung like an asian man."
~jennifer, yet again...and in retaliation, if you were a man, i hope you would be hung like a toddler...and un-circumcized.
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