Thursday, June 30, 2005
things that just don't work for me:
1. oral B brush ups...there is no "rip, slip, brush, ahh"...it's more like, "rip slip, brush, uhhhhhh, what am i using these for?"
2. vegetable peelers. i can't ever use these right, i have to use them backwards in order to peel anything...i think i am peeler challenged.
3. kroger brand potatoe salad. way too much mayo and other mcnasty that makes you wanna herf.
4. man whores. i've gotten to know a few, and so has my roommate. we both agree...stay out of the nasty poon-tang.
5. facebook. like megan and i have said, if you are on facebook, you don't talk about facebook. is this like some secret society? "The first rule about facebook is we don't talk about facebook." okay, that's why i never joined the dating cult/fight club rip in the first place.
6. greeks. you can still be a whore and a loser without wearing letters. paris hilton demonstrates this all the time.
7. court dates. thanks to someone, i love sitting around the mount pleasant court house because of someone else's stupidity...stop being selfish and inconsiderate. but i guess it's cool, i bet money that you are knocked up by the time you turn 21. good luck ever moving out of ortonville.
8. summer classes...and speaking of which, i must attend mine...
....we musn't dwell, not on rex manning day.
1. oral B brush ups...there is no "rip, slip, brush, ahh"...it's more like, "rip slip, brush, uhhhhhh, what am i using these for?"
2. vegetable peelers. i can't ever use these right, i have to use them backwards in order to peel anything...i think i am peeler challenged.
3. kroger brand potatoe salad. way too much mayo and other mcnasty that makes you wanna herf.
4. man whores. i've gotten to know a few, and so has my roommate. we both agree...stay out of the nasty poon-tang.
5. facebook. like megan and i have said, if you are on facebook, you don't talk about facebook. is this like some secret society? "The first rule about facebook is we don't talk about facebook." okay, that's why i never joined the dating cult/fight club rip in the first place.
6. greeks. you can still be a whore and a loser without wearing letters. paris hilton demonstrates this all the time.
7. court dates. thanks to someone, i love sitting around the mount pleasant court house because of someone else's stupidity...stop being selfish and inconsiderate. but i guess it's cool, i bet money that you are knocked up by the time you turn 21. good luck ever moving out of ortonville.
8. summer classes...and speaking of which, i must attend mine...
....we musn't dwell, not on rex manning day.
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