Monday, July 18, 2005
i know that my site can prove to be insensitive, rude and useless to some, but this post is here to prove that i can be informative and use this time to teach readers valuable facts...that they will never probably use again. thanks to hookedonfacts.com, i have some random facts that are worth sharing. my comments are in red...(just so there is no confusion.)
*one out of 700 identity thefts are caught every year...the others must have some really good false identities.
*there are 3 golf balls on the moon...this is by far, happy gilmore's greatest victory.
*a toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans...thus proving that we are too dumb to realize that toothpicks are not to be eaten...but i guarantee that porn stars have choked on worse.
*there are 10 cities in the U.S. named Hollywood....and i believe that all are filled with talentless idiots.
*45.2% of people pee in the shower...i got nothing, it must be the convenience.
*there are more bacteria in people's mouths than there are people in the world...does this classify making out as lethal?
*the U.S. military's dried food rations can be re-hydrated with urine...but, i bet they don't taste the same.
*a species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length...imagine the delicious bass you could catch with that.
*flamingoes pee on their legs to cool themselves off...funny, some people do this when they are incredibly drunk.
*iguanas have 2 penises...and they say that the lion is the king of the jungle...ha!
*Formicophilia is the name of a fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals...what dumbshit actually sits back and thinks of a name for something like this? i call it "fucking gross."
*a sneeze can travel up to 100MPH...imagine the snot rockets.
*the U.S. government spent $277K on pickle research in 1993...call me crazy, but i would have rather spent that on cancer research, but i guess that's just me.
*the largest diamond ever found was 3,106 carats...and it is now located on J.Lo's finger.
*the world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old, and lived in China in 1910...i guess "get her before the hair does" takes on a whole new meaning.
*Sheep can recognize other sheep from pictures...who actually studies this? get a real fucking job.
okay...time for recess.
*one out of 700 identity thefts are caught every year...the others must have some really good false identities.
*there are 3 golf balls on the moon...this is by far, happy gilmore's greatest victory.
*a toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans...thus proving that we are too dumb to realize that toothpicks are not to be eaten...but i guarantee that porn stars have choked on worse.
*there are 10 cities in the U.S. named Hollywood....and i believe that all are filled with talentless idiots.
*45.2% of people pee in the shower...i got nothing, it must be the convenience.
*there are more bacteria in people's mouths than there are people in the world...does this classify making out as lethal?
*the U.S. military's dried food rations can be re-hydrated with urine...but, i bet they don't taste the same.
*a species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length...imagine the delicious bass you could catch with that.
*flamingoes pee on their legs to cool themselves off...funny, some people do this when they are incredibly drunk.
*iguanas have 2 penises...and they say that the lion is the king of the jungle...ha!
*Formicophilia is the name of a fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals...what dumbshit actually sits back and thinks of a name for something like this? i call it "fucking gross."
*a sneeze can travel up to 100MPH...imagine the snot rockets.
*the U.S. government spent $277K on pickle research in 1993...call me crazy, but i would have rather spent that on cancer research, but i guess that's just me.
*the largest diamond ever found was 3,106 carats...and it is now located on J.Lo's finger.
*the world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old, and lived in China in 1910...i guess "get her before the hair does" takes on a whole new meaning.
*Sheep can recognize other sheep from pictures...who actually studies this? get a real fucking job.
okay...time for recess.
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