hit by a school bus...a short one none the less

it was yet another exciting episode of "Mount Pleasant 48858" last night. started off at dustin's staring at his girlfriend's breasts that were obnoxiously hanging out of her shirt...i couldn't look away...oh, we played drinking games, too. then megan and i went to o'kelly's. after too many drinks and a public display of affection...insert lesbian joke here...we proceeded to drink and go to another bar. big mistake. i talked everyone's ears off, got cut off at the bar, got jumped on by a friend and then we fell into a wall, walked home, lost a flip flop, tried to climb a fence and amazingly did not get hit by a car. all followed up with dry heaving in the bathroom at work today.

bottom line: renee has a drinking problem that leads to loss of shoes. but at least i still have my wife...why he's with me, i have no idea....maybe it's because i am drunk entertainment and a borderline lesbian. (sorry, megs, i love you, but i would never date you, i don't want to always be known as "the butch one" and you are too high maintainence for me.)

gee, we should have capped off the night by going streaking. that would have been sweet.

in other news, jonathan taylor thomas is not gay. leave the artist formerly known as randy taylor alone. it's not like he asked to be 5'4''.