Wednesday, September 21, 2005
ah! it's been a month already...well, here's what renee has learned while on her brief hiatus from blogger.com:
1. renee and homer simpson are probably the only two people on the face of the earth that dream about doughnuts. but ruling out that homer is not really a person, i guess that makes me the only one. dammit.
2. air conditioning is really expensive...i mean REALLY!
3. tubing down the chip river can be fun with a dysfunctional couple...i.e. jake and amanda...
3. a. throwing someone's car in reverse while driving at 55 MPH down the road is not a good way to say, "i love you." i.e. jake and amanda, again.
4. facebook still blows.
5. you are supposed to use mouthwash prior to brushing to loosen plaque. who knew?
6. jager bombs taste like poison...not like i drink poison or anything...uh...
7. forgiveness is a beautiful thing.
8. guys with the name B-RAD only break hearts...*whimper* (not my heart, i swear)
9. lazy slaps are painless, yet serious...write that down.
10. pearsall is a moron...his manners are equivalent to that of a barbarian....what's next? hitting women over the head with a club and dragging them back to your cave? shit, that might have already taken place...you never know with pearsuck.
1. renee and homer simpson are probably the only two people on the face of the earth that dream about doughnuts. but ruling out that homer is not really a person, i guess that makes me the only one. dammit.
2. air conditioning is really expensive...i mean REALLY!
3. tubing down the chip river can be fun with a dysfunctional couple...i.e. jake and amanda...
3. a. throwing someone's car in reverse while driving at 55 MPH down the road is not a good way to say, "i love you." i.e. jake and amanda, again.
4. facebook still blows.
5. you are supposed to use mouthwash prior to brushing to loosen plaque. who knew?
6. jager bombs taste like poison...not like i drink poison or anything...uh...
7. forgiveness is a beautiful thing.
8. guys with the name B-RAD only break hearts...*whimper* (not my heart, i swear)
9. lazy slaps are painless, yet serious...write that down.
10. pearsall is a moron...his manners are equivalent to that of a barbarian....what's next? hitting women over the head with a club and dragging them back to your cave? shit, that might have already taken place...you never know with pearsuck.
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