Sunday, October 23, 2005
what have i discovered in the past month and neglected to comment about in here?
well, katie holmes is knocked up, britney had her baby and gained a triple chin, avril is engaged to deryck whibley, rumors about nick and jessica splitting have multiplied like hamsters, jen aniston and vince vaughn are an item and i am still amazed that you are supposed to use mouthwash before brushing. what do i have to say about all of this? check'er out:
katie and tom: shame on you, tom, for preying on joey potter. are you happy now? do you need a couch to jump on? you have successfully planted your seed in the only woman in hollywood that i would still like to believe is a virgin.
britney: you had a baby. babies are a little tougher to take care of than pint-sized dogs. it won't go as well with your prada evening dress at an event and it probably won't fit comfortably in the louis vuitton carrying case.
avril and deryck: i will send you a case of molson ice if it works out...and only if you two move back to canada.
nick and jessica: get a divorce already so the tabloids have something else to write about.
jen and vince: adopt foreign children together to give brad and angelina a run for their money. and then deny you two are together.
mouthwash: still amazed...it never ends.
well, katie holmes is knocked up, britney had her baby and gained a triple chin, avril is engaged to deryck whibley, rumors about nick and jessica splitting have multiplied like hamsters, jen aniston and vince vaughn are an item and i am still amazed that you are supposed to use mouthwash before brushing. what do i have to say about all of this? check'er out:
katie and tom: shame on you, tom, for preying on joey potter. are you happy now? do you need a couch to jump on? you have successfully planted your seed in the only woman in hollywood that i would still like to believe is a virgin.
britney: you had a baby. babies are a little tougher to take care of than pint-sized dogs. it won't go as well with your prada evening dress at an event and it probably won't fit comfortably in the louis vuitton carrying case.
avril and deryck: i will send you a case of molson ice if it works out...and only if you two move back to canada.
nick and jessica: get a divorce already so the tabloids have something else to write about.
jen and vince: adopt foreign children together to give brad and angelina a run for their money. and then deny you two are together.
mouthwash: still amazed...it never ends.
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