Sunday, November 13, 2005
what i learned about myself this weekend: I LACK SELF CONTROL.
this means:
a. i should never own a gun. period.
b. no one should trust me with small children, valuables, or perishable goods.
c. i should never be sold a liqour license to own and operate my own bar.
d. i should never bring more than $20 to the bar because i just end up drinking and pissing away my money.
e. people should steer clear of me at all times...i am like a wild animal and i could turn at any moment.
f. no one should give me a megaphone and place me in front of a large group of people.
g. going to jail could be in my near future.
lack of self control=becoming big bertha's passive and precious girlfriend in jail.
if i do not gain self control soon, i could lose a lot of things that are important to me...mostly my dignity. any comments on how to keep my sanity and my pride would be greatly appreciated.
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this means:
a. i should never own a gun. period.
b. no one should trust me with small children, valuables, or perishable goods.
c. i should never be sold a liqour license to own and operate my own bar.
d. i should never bring more than $20 to the bar because i just end up drinking and pissing away my money.
e. people should steer clear of me at all times...i am like a wild animal and i could turn at any moment.
f. no one should give me a megaphone and place me in front of a large group of people.
g. going to jail could be in my near future.
lack of self control=becoming big bertha's passive and precious girlfriend in jail.
if i do not gain self control soon, i could lose a lot of things that are important to me...mostly my dignity. any comments on how to keep my sanity and my pride would be greatly appreciated.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
drunk strangers coming into your house and peeing on your floor is not fun. trust me, i know.
that should be in a fortune cookie.
that should be in a fortune cookie.
